Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees
 the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
 "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf",says Little Red Riding
 Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
 Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
 again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears
 you have Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
 Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
 About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees
 the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what
 big teeth you have Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the
 Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
 
 "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit

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