ORAL SEX - AN ODE TO LOVE
 
 Penis breath, a lover's dread
 Is what you get when you give head
 Unpleasant as it tends to be
 Be grateful that he doesn't pee
 It's times like this, you wonder why you
 bothered reaching for his fly
 But it's too late, can't be a tease
 Accept the facts, get on your knees
 You know you've got a job to do
 So open wide and shove it through
 Lick the tip then take it all
 Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
 Slide up and down, use your tongue
 And feel the precum start to run
 So when the fuck's he gonna cum
 Just, when you can't take anymore
 You hear your lover's mighty roar
 And when he hits that real high note
 You feel it oozing down your throat
 Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff
 Okay, already that's enough
 Let's switch you say, before you gag
 And whats your revenge, your on the rag.

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