Baby Baby
 
  Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting
  room while their wives were in labor. The nurse comes in
  and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're the
  father of twins."
  "What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the
  Minnesota Twins baseball team!"
  The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second
  man, "You are the father of triplets."
  "Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M
  Corporation."
  When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that
  his wife has given birth to quadruplets.
  "Another coincidence!" he tells her. "I work for the Four
  Seasons Hotel!"
  At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the
  others ask him what was wrong.
 
  He moans, "I work for Seven-Eleven!"

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