One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was
just delightful.

The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or
Tweet!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door.

The woman says to the child, "Go ahead honey, say it just
one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or
Tweet!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing.

The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up
with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat
Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking
cookies!"

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