One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the
chief was absolutely stunned. He suspected some hanky panky and went
to the white Jesuit missionary father and looked at him suspiciously.

"You have been fucking my wives," he accused the white father, who
looked very uncomfortable. The Jesuit, tried to wriggle out of
the difficult situation by trying to explain Mendel's laws of genetics
to the wrathful black.

"You see that herd of sheep," he said pointing to the chief's herd,
"Most of them are white; but you will also notice 2 black lambs
among them."

"OK! OK!" said the chief. "You keep your mouth shut and so will I."

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