Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met
them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because
you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something.
You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind
of car you get will depend on your answer."

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you
married?" The first guy says, "24 years." "Did you ever cheat on your
wife?" Peter asked. The guy says, "Yeah, 7 times... but you said I was
forgiven!" Peter says, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto."

The second guy says, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once,
but that was our first year and we really worked it out good."
Peter says, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."

The 3rd guy walks up and says, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask.
I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I
treated my wife like a queen!" Peter says, "That's what I like to hear.
Here's a Jaguar!"

A few days later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto see the guy
with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk. When they ask him what's
wrong, he says, "I just saw my wife, and she was on a skateboard!"

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