A four year old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His
friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask
his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad
gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand
said,

"Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you
will see this is a perfect penis. The next day the second
five year old boy met the first five year old boy and called
him behind a hedge. The boy exposed himself and said, "This
is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it
would be a perfect penis!"

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