Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
  self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological 
  issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
  
  The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was 
  once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss 
  from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I
  am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle
  with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear
  my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
  
  That night, on a repast of lightly sauted frogs legs seasoned in a 
  white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I 
  don't fucking think so.

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