A man was suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After
   trying all the usual cures he was referred to a headache specialist by his
   family doctor. The specialist asked him what his symptoms were and he
   replied, ?I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my
   scalp and.....?
  
   He was interrupted. ?And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear??
   ?Yes! Exactly! How did you know?? ?Well I am the world's greatest headache
   specialist, but I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many
   years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles.
  
   This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she
   came she would squeeze her legs together
   with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my
   head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how
   it goes.?
  
   Two weeks went by and the man came back. ?Well, how do you feel?? the
   doctor asked.
  
   ?Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I
   started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. And, by the way -
   nice house!?

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