An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library   
wall, so he called an artist.
	 
Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history  
buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that   went
through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town   on 
business for a week, and when I return, I expect to see it   completed."
	 
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine   
the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow   with a
halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in   various sexual
positions.
	 
Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?"   
screamed the billionaire.
	 
"Why, that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.
	 
"No, I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for   
an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"
	 
"And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow,  
look at all those f***ing Indians!'"

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