A woman complains to her friend that her hubbie is
losing interest in sex, and he prefers nights out with
the lads to the joys of copulation.

Her friend tells her that to win his love, she must make
more effort (like watching more footie ?). She advises
her to cook her man a slap up meal and then send him
drinking down the pub with his pals. When he returns,
she must be dressed in her naughtiest lingerie and
look her most beautiful.

The following evening, she does exactly as instructed
and is dressed to kill by the time her man returns.
When he sees her lying on the bed in all her gear, he
tells her to stand up and take it all of. He then tells her
to do a hand stand against the bedroom mirror and
open her legs.

This excites the woman immensely as her hubbie has
never been this erotic before.

She does as instructed, and then he puts his face
between her legs, faces the mirror and says, "No,
no....maybe the lads are right. A beard wouldn't suit
me"

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