Kids' Views of Marriage and Relationships
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
she should keep the
chips and dip coming."
Alan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then."
Camille, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a
fool to get married."
Freddie, age 6
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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"Married people usually look happy to talk to other
people."
Eddie, 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem
to be yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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"Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough.
Lynnette, age 8.
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns."
Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
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"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that."
Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then
you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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"It's better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them."
Anita, 9
"Single is better, for the simple reason that I
wouldn't want to change no
diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just
phone my mother and have
her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
GET MARRIED?
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"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8
"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come
chasing after us just
the same as they do now."
Roberta, age 7
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
looks like a truck."
Ricky, age 10
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