Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, were vacationing in Europe, as it
 happens, near Transylvania.  They were driving in a rental car along a
 rather deserted highway.  It was late, and raining very hard.  Bob
 could barely see 10 feet in front of the car. Suddenly, without
 warning, the car skids out of control!  Bob attempts to control the
 car, but to no avail!  The car swerves and smashes into a tree.
 
 Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog.  Dazed, he looks
 over at the passenger seat and sees his new wife unconscious, with her
 head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows
 he has to carry her to the nearest phone. Bob carefully picks his wife
 up and begins trudging down the road, after a short while, he sees a
 light.  He heads towards the light, which is coming from an old, large
 house.  He approaches the door and knocks.
 
 A minute passes.  A small, hunched man opens the door.  Bob
 immediately blurts, "Hello,  my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife
 Betty.  We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been
 seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone??"
 
 I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone.  My
 master is a doctor; come in and I will get him."
 
 Bob brings his wife in.  An elegant man comes down the stairs.
 
 "I'm afraid my  assistant may have misled you.  I am not a medical
 doctor;  I am a scientist.  However, it is many miles to the nearest
 clinic, and I have had a basic medical training.  I will see what I
 can do.  Igor, bring them down to the  laboratory."
 
 With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob
 following closely.  Igor places Betty on a table in the lab.  Bob
 collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on
 an adjoining table.
 
 After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried.  "Things are
 serious, Igor.  Prepare a transfusion."  Igor and his master work
 feverishly, but to no avail.  Bob and Betty Hill are no more.  The
 Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly.  Wearily, he climbs the
 steps to his  conservatory, which houses his pipe organ.  For it is
 here that he has always found solace.  He begins to play, and a
 stirring, almost haunting, melody fills the house.
 
 Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up.  As the music fills
 the lab, his eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty
 Hill's hand twitch. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise!
 He is further amazed as Betty sits straight up!
 
 Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the
 conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master...
 
 
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