Laying down the rules.
Typical Mexican macho man married a typical Mexican lady and
after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I
want, and I don't expect any hassles from you.  I expect dinner to be on the
table unless I tell you otherwise.  I'll go hunting, boozing and card
playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard 
time about it."
Those are my rules!
Any comments?
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.  
Just understand that there will be sex here at 7  o'clock every
night whether you're here or not."

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