A little old lady went to the grocery store  and put
the most expensive
cat food in her basket. She then went to the check
out counter where she
told the check out girl. "Nothing but the best for
my little kitten. "
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we
cannot sell you cat
food without proof that you have a cat.  A lot of old
people buy cat food to
eat, and the management wants proof that you are
buying the cat food for your cat."
 
The little old lady went home,  picked up her cat
and brought it back
to the store.
 
    One Kitty
       (((((((,..------- /\~~/\
             (          {*>Y*<}>
              \     )   _'~-~)'
               \,,,/,,/ \,,,I,,I
 
They sold her  the cat food. The next day,  the old
lady went to the
store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog
cookies, one for each
day of Christmas.
 
The cashier this time demanded proof that  she now
had a dog, claiming
that old people  sometimes eat dog food.  Frustrated
she went  home, came
back and brought in her dog.
 
     One Doggie
        __----_
       /##|       \
      /###|     |  \___ O
    |####|              \
  ####|                 |
  ####/     _____/
  ##    /
  ===
  /        \
  |   |_      \
  \___/      |
  ##        /
   _|    |_ |__
 
She was then given the dog cookies. The  next day
she brought in a box
with a hole in the lid. The little old lady  asked
the cashier to stick
her finger  in the hole. The cashier said, "No,  you
might have a snake in
there."
 
The little old lady assured her that  there was
nothing in the box that
would  bite her.  So the cashier put her finger into
the box and pulled
it out and told the little old lady, "That smells
like crap."
 
The little old lady grinned from ear to ear,  "Now,
my dear, can I
please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
 
Never fool around with a Little old lady:

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