The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars
after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet
a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
 
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have
laptop computers, how they make money, etc.
 
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you
guys do it?" asks Maureen.
 
The Martian responds,  "Pretty much the way you do."
 
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide
to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
 
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom
where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie
member--about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
 
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"
 
"Well," she replies, "It's  just not long enough to
reach me!"
 
"No problem," he says, and proceeds  to slap his
forehead with his palm. With each slap of  his  forehead, his
member grows until it's quite impressively long.
 
"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it
is still narrow."
 
"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the
entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
 
"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made
mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal
partners and go their separate ways.
 
As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"
 
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful.
"How about you?"
 
"It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was a headache. . .
she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

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