Little Jane was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping.
"Tell me, Jane, who created the universe?"

When Jane didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Jane and the teacher said, "Very good" and Jane 
fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Jane, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But,
Jane didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the
rescue  and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Jane and the teacher said, "Very good," and Jane
fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Jane a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with 
the pencil.

This time Jane jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me
one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Teacher fainted.

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