Wanna play footy for money ?

Are you interested in playing eleven a side football?

I'm looking for local guys to play regular eleven a side football for a 
team in central London. I urgently need new players as the team frankly at the
moment is crap. We've only just started the season and already we're bottom
of the league. The situation is so bad I'm now willing to pay new players 
to join.

We're a young friendly side, with plenty of social activities outside of
football - regular team p*ss ups if you're into that sort of thing and weekends 
away.

Players also get free use of the local gym, and I can get you a discounted
rate at an exclusive golf course.

We even have a sponsor who funds us to travel abroad to play competitive
games, but frankly if we keep playing as craply as we do at the moment 
it'll
just be embarrassing and we'll have to knock that on the head.

Match fees will be paid based on ability. If you're interested come down 
and see me.

We play once a month usually, Wednesdays or Saturdays Wembley Stadium.

Cheers

Howard Wilkinson
Temporary Manager

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