A guy is having a drink in a bar. A lot of drinks. A very dark bar.
He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna
hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should
know something. Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall,  210 lb. and
I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.  The blonde woman
sitting next to me is 6'2" and 220; she's  an ex-pro wrestler. Next
to her is a blonde who's 6'5",  weighs 250 lb., and she's a kick
boxer professional. Now, do  you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy blinks and swallows, thinks about it a second and says; "No,
not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."

Index