**

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An 
earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede 
their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically 
asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."

**
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. 
So, this was his first time approaching a field during the night time. 
Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said:
"Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied:
"Guess where!"

**
Diamonds are a girl's best friends. Dogs are man's best friends.
So which is the dumber sex?

**
Two queers at a fairground see the big wheel, one wants a go but his 
boyfriend is too scared so he just stays on the ground and watches.
Shortly after the ride has got under way there is a huge creak, then the 
whole big wheel collapses and falls to the ground.
Scrambling through the twisted wreckage the panic stricken spectator 
eventually finds his boyfriend in the carnage.
"Are you hurt?" he shouts.
"Hurt? Hurt! Of course I'm fucking HURT!! - I went round twice and you only waved once!"

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