One dismal rainy night in London, a taxi driver spotted an arm
  waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block.
  
 
  Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into
  the cab and slammed the door.  Checking his rear view mirror as
  he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked
  woman sitting in the back seat.
  
  "Where to?" he stammered.
  
  "Kings Cross," answered the woman.
  
  "You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
  
 
  The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the
  hell are you looking at driver?"
  
 
  "Well madam," he answered, "I was just wondering how you'll pay
  your fare."
  
  The woman spread her legs, put her feet up  on the front seat,
  smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer  your question?"
  
  Still looking in the mirror, the cabby asked, "Got anything
  smaller?"

    

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