WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot
that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant
and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday."
I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember."
The children came down to breakfast and didn't say aword.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good
Morning,Boss,  Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone had
remembered.
I worked until noon,  then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know it  is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday,
let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go."  We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go.  We
went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis
and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,
"You know,it is such a beautiful day, we don't need
to go back to the office, do we?"  I said, "No, I guess not." She
said, Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she
said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
slip into something more comfortable.: "Sure," I excitedly replied. She
went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big
birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our
friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday.................and there I
sat on the couch.....

NAKED !!!!!!!

    

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