For those tired of the usual "friend" poems, a touch of truth!

When you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and help you plot 
revenge against the scum sucking b*stard who made you sad.

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it
every chance I get.

When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be 
and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.

When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the
porcelain god.

When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?....... Because you're my friend.

    

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