An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and
asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no
problem. How many do you want?" The man replied, "Just a few,
maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you
through sex." The gentleman said, "Oh, that's all right. I'm past
eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just
want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

    

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