Subject: Ali-G homework assignment
Ali-G homework assignment.
He must use each word in a sentence.
1. Foreclose
If I pay child support today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum.
3. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send
me back to the joint.
5. Penis
I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said penis.
6. Israel
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man,
it look fake." He say,"Bullsh*t, that watch Israel".
7. Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fight the other
night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
8. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
10. Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my
uncle iraq, you break.
11. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed
her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom
My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks
game, so I seldom.
13. Honor
At the rape trial, the judge axed my
buddy, "Who was honor first?"
14. Odyssey
I tol' my bro, "You odyssey the tits on
that ho!"
15. Axe
After school today, the police want to axe
me some questions.
16. Fortify
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?"
she say "fortify."
17. Income
I just got in bed wit da ho an' income me
wife.
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