A dirty smelly tramp walks up to the bar.
     
The barman says to the tramp I'm not serving you, you're
dirty and smelly.
     
The tramp replies All I want is a cocktail stick and then
I'll leave
     
The barman gives him a cocktail stick and the tramp leaves.
     
A few minutes later another dirty smelly tramp enters the bar.
     
I'm not serving you, you're dirty and smelly. says the
barman
     
All I want is a cocktail stick and then I'll leave. replies
the tramp.
     
A few minutes later another dirty smelly tramp enters the bar.
     
I'm not serving you, you're dirty and smelly. says the
barman
     
All I want is a drinking straw and then I'll leave. replies
the tramp
     
Intrigued the barman asks Why do you want a straw ?
     
The tramp replies Someone's thrown up in the car park and all
the big bits have gone!

 

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