An Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.Within a few
  weeks, the female gorilla became very horny and difficult to handle.
    
  Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.The
  gorilla was in heat.To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the
  species available.While reflecting on their problem, the park 
  management noticed Ed, an Australian, responsible for cleaning theanimals cages. 
  Ed had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY
  animal species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a 
  solution.
  
  Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with
  the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to
  think the matter over carefully.The following day, Ed announced that he would
  accept their offer,only under three conditions:
  
  
  "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her." "Secondly, you
  must never tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly agreed 
  to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well,"
  said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."


 

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