Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane and as such have gone 
for a holiday back to the place where they first met. While sitting at a 
cafe the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over fifty 
years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works 
and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes remember it well dear." replies the little old lady with a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, lets go there again and I'll give you one from 
behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting 
next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking 
it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it.


He gets up and follows the pensioners. Sure enough, he sees the two 
pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers 
and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips and the little 
old lady then reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is forty minutes of 
the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging 
away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as 
phenomenal.

Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop 
for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that 
equates to this, not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own 
experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know 
his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in fifty years 
time!" The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed 
themselves. Plucking up courage the man approaches the pensioner. He says, 
"Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly 
at your age. What's your secret, could you shag like
that fifty years ago?"
The pensioner replies,


"Son, fifty years ago that f@cking fence wasn't electrified."
 

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