15 ways to confuse your roommate

1. sit up and say, "time to make the donuts." Do this often

2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and
look relieved.

3. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas
of the room that are sunny.

4. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "hello". Look confused and
hang up.

5. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.

6. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a 
different tune.

7. Address your roommate by a diifferent name every time you talk to him or 
her.

8. Constantly drink from an empty glass.

9. Every time you handle something of your roommates, use a tissue or 
gloves.

10. While unlocking your door with a key, complain that the engine won't 
start.

11. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.

12. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into 
the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate 
inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.

13. Try to make meals using your roommates electric blanket.

14. Put black tape over the eyes of people in your roommate's pictures. 
complain that they were staring at you.

15. Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her 
up and say, "it's time to go to bed now."
 

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