Guy and Gal get married.
 
  On their wedding night they are standing in their hotel room staring deeply
  into each others eyes.
 
  Guy says," sweetheart, could you put these on?" as he passes her his
  trousers.
 
  As she looks at them she sees that they are about ten sizes too big for her.
  "I can't wear these trousers!" she exclaims.
 
  "Exactly, and don't you forget that sunshine, in this relationship I 
  wear the fuckin trousers OK!!!!" he threatens.
 
  She is alarmed, but promptly passes him her panties, "Put these on." she asks.
 
  He looks at them, "Don't be fuckin stupid I can't get into these."
 
  "Exactly, and it will remain like that until you change your fuckin
   attitude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

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