An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and
 down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving
 a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out
 of a room and says,"Excuse me ma'am but
 you were speeding, can I see your driver's license?"
 She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a
 candy wrapper and hands it to him. He looks it over,
 gives her a warning and sends her on her way.
               
 Up and down the hall she goes again.
 Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and
 says,"Excuse me ma'am, but I saw you cross over the center
 line back there. Can I see your registration please?"
               
 She digs around in her purse and pulls out a store
 receipt and hands it to him. He
 looks it over, gives her another warning and sends
 her on her way.
               
 She zooms off again, up and down the halls weaving
 all over. As she comes near the old man's room again, he jumps
 out. He is stark naked and has an erection.
               
 The old lady in the wheel chair looks up at the 
 man and say's,
 "Oh no. Not the Breathalyzer again!"
 

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