A lovely story from the latest FHM:
   
    A while ago, after more than a few delicious beverages at my local I
    pulled a large woman, and persuaded her to let me take her home.
   
    At home, we soon got down to business and despite the room being
    pitch black it wasn't hard to locate her massive boobies, so I started sucking
    greedily on a hardened nipple.  And then, rather surprisingly, I got a gob
    full of warm milk.
   
    Being the perfect gentleman i immediately asked her if she had
    recently given birth, but she rather testily claimed that she hadn't.
   
    So I carried on regardless and had a thoroughly enjoyable night of
    blubber-bashing with the cubby goer.
   
    When i woke in the morning i looked down at the beached whale and was
    rather horrified to see, about half an inch from her nipple, the
    shrivelled remains of a monstrous boil which i had clearly sucked dry during
    our night of passion.

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