A true story I believe!  Just shows, you have to be careful what you wish
 for!
 
 
 True Story about Neil Armstrong:
 When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the
 moon,he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant
 leap for mankind" statement, but followed it with several remarks, usual com
 traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before
 he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good
 luck, Mr. Gorsky."
 Many  people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some
 rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking it was discovered there
 was  no  Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the
 years  many  people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr.
 Gorsky" statement  meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
 
 July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, FL, while Armstrong was answering
 questions  following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old
 question.
 This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died, so Neil
 Armstrong felt he could answer the question.  When he was a kid, Armstrong
 was playing  baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball
 that  landed  outside his neighbor's bedroom window. His neighbors were
 Mr. and  Mrs.  Gorsky.
 As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.
 Gorsky  shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex? You'll get
 oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon."
 
 True story.

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