One day a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son
 playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the
 train stop and her son said, "All you sons of bitches who want off, get
 the hell off now, because this is the last stop.  All you sons of bitches
 who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, because we're
 leaving."
 The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that
 kind of language in this house.  Now go to your room for two hours. When
 you come  back down, you may play with your trains as long as you use
 proper language."
 Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son
 came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains.  The train
 stopped and the  mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking the
 train, please  remember to take all your belongings.  We thank you for
 riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those just
 boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under the seat and we
 hope you enjoy your trip.  For those of you who are pissed off about the
 two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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