Why Women Rule!!!
      
 We got off the Titanic first.
      
 We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
      
 We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,and
  are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
      
 Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and cute - guys look like 
 complete idiots in ours.
      
 We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
      
 We can cry and get off speeding fines.
      
 We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a 
 computer game.
      
 Taxis stop for us.
      
 Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
      
 We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
      
 Free drinks.
      
 Free dinners.
      
 Free moving (you get the point).
      
 We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
      
 We know The Truth about whether size matters.
      
 New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
      
 If we have sex with someone and don't call him the next day, we're not
 the devil.
      
 Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
      
 If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
      
 It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group
 shower.
      
 No fashion faux pas we make could rival The Speedo.
      
 We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
      
 If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being 
 emotionally neglected.
      
 We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
      
 If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
      
 We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
      
 If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
      
 We don't have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
 still there.
      
 We don't have to memorize Caddyshack to fit in.
      
 We have the ability to dress ourselves.
      
 We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
      
 We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
      
 Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in
 our teeth.
      
 There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems

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