WHAT GUYS NAMES MEAN

Aaron - ugly but has the best yumuka
Adam - cute, funny and needs a bath
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women
Alex - cute and short but very open to corruption
Andy - nice and sweet, works in the mail room
Andrew - two-faced and conceited, become directors, CEO's
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed
Arnold - loser
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games
Bernard - lights fires and pinches girls bottoms
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but he don't
Brandon - good looking but uses girls
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah - he's
just a naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week
Caleb - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini
Cameron - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies -
no real person has that name.
Chris - has a great body and has lots of different friends, but full of
 himself Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'legends of the fall')
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'
Clayton - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around
Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does
Cyril - well, Cyril
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid
Daniel - extremely funny and will do anything for a shag, will tell you
  about it if you shout.
Danny - loud and funny and crashes cars
Daryl-Pisspot total wanker
David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Melissa
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, good in bed, stylish,
  trendsetter - i.e. a wanker
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot
Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please
Don - dickhead
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and warts
Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up
Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cuz he's an arsehole
Eric - shy
Erik - funny and treats girls how he want to be treated
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy
Garth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight
Gary - drug addict but willing to share
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace
George - barman who drinks more than he serves
Glenn - the sweetest guy to start with then turns into dickhead
Graham - damn sexy but very hard to understand
Grant - annoying shit
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself
Haydn - tries hard
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody?)
Ian - really popular but thinks all the girls want him
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk
Jason - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well
Jeff - really ugly
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is
Jermaine - ugly and makes girls puke
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on
Jame - sweet, kind and always laughing
Jack - stupid but hot
Jimmy - sweet but user, has fantasies of love and affection
Joe - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals
John - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head
Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites
Josh - attractive, likes sports, travelling, meeting people and having fun
Julian- gorgeous extremely funny & a great person
Junior - hotty and totally good at football
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up
Kevin - can never get a girlfriend
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kellen - very, very...anything you want him to be
Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse
Ky - see Kain
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse
Laurey - short and funny looking
Lee - girl dressed up as boy
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold
Louie - unconventional, wise and annoying
Lukarse - fat loser that dates other men
Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is, not his great looks
Matt - the perfect guy, sweet and good looking, full of it
Mike - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet
Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel like he's there.
Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position
  though
Neil- sweet and will do anything in this world for you, likes to eat lentils
Oliver - very proper and rich - most likely to lead an army
Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog
Owen - cute guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs
Pat - drunk, drunk, drunk
Paul - cool, calm and handsome
Peter- cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool
Reagen - ...strange
Rhys - had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates
Richard - lion in bear's clothing and has more wet dreams than anybody.
Rob - tall and ugly...everybody hates him
Rodney - as wide as he is tall, as intelligent as he is unique
Ron - dresses like AFL footballer and likes to prance
Ross - total loser and computer genius
Russell - likes to play in the leaves
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind
Sam - wannabe sex machine
Scott - has serious disabilities
Sean - has small testicles and no friends
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor
Simon - quiet but very simple
Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweety in the world
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on
Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is
Toby - bastard
Tom - cool but can be arrogant
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy
Troy - cute and popular
Taylor - gay
Warren - cool, homosexual guy
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate
Will - wishes he were popular
Zach - sweet and polite and adorable

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