A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's
Ford Prefect van (you know, piece of carpet and a sleeping bag - nothing
too comfortable) when suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side,
yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"  

The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity,
obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration,
he opens the window, snaps the radio aerial off his van and proceeds to
whip the girl until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left
by the whipping session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the
doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks "Did you get
these marks having sex in a van ?"

The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes,
she did.

Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I
thought so, because in all my years of doctoring............

Wait for it...




Are you ready....








.....you've got the worst case of van aerial disease
that I've ever seen."

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