A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a
 beautiful African Grey parrot.  "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful
 bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20".
 "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

 "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result
 its language is a touch fruity"
 "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
 minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
 So saying, she buys the parrot, and takes him home.

 Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
 woman "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam".

 "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly, but
 she sees the funny side and let's it drop.
 A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new
 brothel, a new madam, and now new fucking prostitutes" says the parrot
 when he sees the daughters.

 "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain the
 girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy
 new pet.

 A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. Well fuck me, a new
 brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores, but the same old clients.
 How ya doing', Dave?"

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