Posh and Becks again:
Posh Spice and David Beckham were sat in front of the Television (in her
underwear) watching the Six o clock news.
The headline feature was a man who was threatening
to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge onto the Busy A4 below. Posh
turns to Beckham and says "Dave, I bet you 5000 that he jumps!" to
which Beckham replies "5000! Done" The pair shake on it and continue watching
the commotion on the TV. Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road
below with a loud thud. Beckham takes 5000 out of his pocket and gives
it to Posh.
"I can't take that from you Dave" she says. "I was cheating. I saw the
five o clock news so I knew what was going to happen. I can't accept
that money".
Beckham replies "No Posh. The money is yours fair and square. I
was cheating too, I saw the news at five. I just didn't think he would
do it again!!!"
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