Subject: Ali G - Liz Hurley interview.
 
  Actual transcript of interview with Liz Hurley and Ali G to be
  viewed on
  Channel 4 in the next month or so...
 
  Ali: I is here wid none udder than the women who starred in 57
  passengers in
  a plane wid a blackman wid a gun and International man of stupidness
  Austin Powerless Liz Hurley
 
  Ali: Good afternoon
 
  Liz: Afternoon
 
  Ali: Now Liz you is a bigtime porn star is you no?
 
  Liz: No I am not
 
  Ali: But is not you da one that did suck off Hugh Grant in the
  back of the car.
 
  Liz: No I was not
 
  Ali: So you is denying it then
 
  Liz: Denying what
 
  Ali: Getting your gums around Hugh's plums
 
  Liz: Well I can't really deny it because he is actually my
  boyfriend
 
  Ali: So let me get this right you suck him off because you didn't
  want to let off the punani but you was bored of the house so you did it
  in the car?
 
  Liz: No it wasn't me it was a prostitute
 
  Ali: and you was watching yes?
 
  Liz: No I found out about it in the press
 
  Ali: Did you pay for the prostitute as a present for him because
  you'd been to the dentist and the painters was in?
 
  Liz: NO! Hugh had his reasons for doing what he did, he said
  sorry and he is now behaving himself
 
  Ali: But is it true that he has been married 4 times and died
  once all in 2 and a half hours?
 
  Liz: No that was the film that made him famous, it was called 4
  weddings and a funeral.
 
  Ali: Now I 's have never met him personally but no disrespect
  true he's your
  boyfriend and all that plus he pays for it which must be cool for
  you especially when the pennies are low - but I heard he is minging.
 
  Liz: What's minging
 
  Ali: You know - not saying much, ugly as a women sumo wid a beard
 
  Liz: No No No Hugh is very charming
 
  Ali: He can't be that charming
 
  Liz: Why
 
  Ali: Well I know I is not that charming but I've never had to pay
  for punaniexcept for the time I had to take me Julie to Kentucky because
  she can't do it on a empty stomach.
 
  Liz: What is Punani, is it some type of food
 
  Ali: Fi reel.
 
  Liz: Well
 
  Ali: You can describe it like that but you would have to tell
  people not to chew it cos dat could be painful and if I was hungrey and you
  offered me your punani I would be a lucky man
 
  Liz: Is it an exotic fruit
 
  Ali: Not really although the exotic ones can be better, anyway
  getting back to you. You was famous once no?
 
  Liz: Well I would like to still be considered famous I hope
 
  Ali: Yeah but you was famous for that dress yes!
 
  Liz: Which one - There's been quite a few
 
  Ali: The one where you was accepting the music award, the one wid
  the union jack all over it.
 
  Liz: I don't own a union jack dress
 
  Ali: C'mon Liz the whole world saw you drop the melons on telly
 
  Liz: You have me confused with someone else
 
  Ali: You is not in the spice girls?
 
  Liz: NO!
 
  Ali: Why not
 
  Liz: I'm just not
 
  Ali: But didn't they kick out Geri so you could step in
 
  Liz: No they did not and anyway I cannot sing
 
  Ali: don't matter at least it don't seem that way
 
  Liz: I am not in the spice girls, although I do like their music
 
  Ali: Anyway I muss say thank you to the one like Liz for her time
  and let you people know that it is OK for you to pay for your boyfriend
  to be sucked off in the back of de car, and you can get famous for wearing
  dresses that don't fit and that the spice girls can't sing.
 
  This is Ali Gee bringing you the flavour straight from Liz Hurley
  Punani
  -Nuff respect

   

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