The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom
could not figure out how to cure him. Finally he was brought to an old
physician, who stated that he could figure it out. After about an hour's
examination he came out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.
He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles.
He said that the good news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was
to have sex.

Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at
length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained the
situation. After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four
conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the
noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four
conditions?" The room stilled. There was a long pause.

The pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with
whom she is having sex. 

Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having
sex. 

Third, she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with whom she is
having sex, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth
condition?"

"Big tits."

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