Essex Boys
Oh Essex Boys
We really do love you
Armani Shirts, The Gucci Shoes
So tell me something new
Make sure you get a girlfriend
who always looks the part
With High heeled shoes
and massive boobs
but always looking smart
Do you like a Brunette
Or do you like a blonde
Do you like them hard to get
or easy to be conned
We love the way you strutt your stuff
while flashing us your money
we love the way you chat us up
we think its really funny
Do you like the trendy gear
or dont you really care,
Do you drive a soft top car
that Dad said you can share!
You drive around the local town
with music blaring loud
you bib your horn and shout things out
you really make us proud
Your really into football
Your really quite obsessed
We love to watch you on the pitch
you really are the Best.
A Painter or a Broker
What is your occupation
To be the richest bloke around
Im sure is your vocation!
The Boys are on the Central Line
with Cartiers on show
Behind the Sun
Stuck on Page Three
Oh, like we didn't know!
Essex Boys
Oh Essex Boys
We really do love you!
Your just as vain
as any girl
your Essex through & through!!!!!

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