One winter morning at the White House the President looked out of his
bedroom window and saw CLINTON IS A WIMP written in piss on the snow.
Later that morning a Secret Service agent came to the President and
said that he had some good news, some bad news and some really bad
news.

Clinton asked for the good news first.  The Secret Service agent said,
"The good news is we found the person who pissed in the snow, but the
bad news is that it was Al Gore."

"What's the really bad news?" asked Clinton.

After a pause, the agent continued, "It was in Hillary's handwriting."

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