A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that
experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and
explains that she has another 30-40 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides
to just stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast
augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change
her hair color.  She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she
might as well make the most of it. She walks out the hospital after the last
operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another
30-40 years?".

God replies, "I didn't recognize you."

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