What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming.

What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.

What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.

Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank you notes to write.

What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!

Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

Can you say three two letter words that denote small?
Is it in?

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One ... Men will screw anything.

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