A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On
the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to
sink.
Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy
manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce
of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote
island. Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he
turns his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely
breathing.
She has also managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship. He
makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance he manages to
get her breathing again.
She looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful and says, "My God, you
saved my
life!" He suddenly realizes the woman is Cindy Crawford! Days and weeks
go by. Cindy and our guy are living on the island together. They have
set up a hut, there is fruit on the trees, and they are in heaven. Cindy has
fallen madly in love with our man, and they are making passionate love
morning, noon and night. Alas, one day she notices he is looking kind
of glum. "What is the matter, sweetheart?" she asks, "We have a wonderful
life together, I am in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there
anything I can do?" He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you
mind, putting on my shirt?" "Sure," she says, "if it will help." He takes off
his shirt and she puts it on. "Now would you put on my pants?" he asks.
"Sure, honey, if it is really going to make you feel better," she Says.
"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little moustache on your
face?" he asks. "Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does. Then
he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?"
She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in
the other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes
later.
He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude!
You will never believe who I am sleeping with!"
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