An Amish boy and his father left their small village one day by horse and 
carriage and visited a nearby mall for the very first time.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two 
shiny, silver doors that could move apart and then slide back together 
again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an 
elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, 
I don't know what it is.  While the boy and his father were watching with 
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel
chair rolled up to the doors and pressed a button. The doors opened and the 
lady rolled between them into a small room. The
doors closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers 
above the doors light up sequentially.   They continued to watch until it 
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse 
order. Finally,  the doors opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 
24-year-oldblonde woman  stepped out.   The father, not taking his eyes off 
the young woman, said quietly to his son,  "Go get your mother..

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