Only in Britain........

Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your house faster than an 
ambulance.

Only in Britain are there disabled parking places outside an ice rink.

Only in Britain do supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to 
the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people buy 
their cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburger, large fries and diet
coke.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the
counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive 
and fill our garages with junk.

Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then 
have call-waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk 
to in the first place.

Only in Britain do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of
eight.

Only in Britain do we use the term politics to describe the process of
government. 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 
'bloodsucking
creatures'.

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