There's two statues in the park, a male statue, and a female statue,
and they're both stark naked. For thousands of years they've been
staring at each other. One day, a miracle brings them to life for an
hour. The male statue says, "Do you wanna do what I wanna do?" The
female statue says, "Oh, yeah." They run into the woods. Twenty
minutes later they come running back out, sweating and panting. He
says, "Let's rest up awhile, and then go do it again." She says, "All
right. Only this time, you hold the pigeons and I'll shit on 'em."

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