A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with 
a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends 
or parents, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains 
to them how it works. "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you 
find what you are looking for, you can stay there.  It's easy to decide, since 
each floor  has  signs telling you what's inside" So they start going up, and on 
the first floor the sign reads "All the men here have it short and thin"...the
friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on 
the Second floor reads "All the men here have it long and thin".  Still, this 
wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the Third floor, where the sign read 
"All the men here have it short and thick". This was still another 
disappointment,
but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor. 
On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.  "All the men here have it long and
thick" The women get all excited and are about to step off the elevator 
when they realize that there is one floor left.  Wondering what they are 
missing,
they go to the Fifth floor, where the sign read "There are no men here.  
This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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